Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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