He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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