Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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