She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
from now on my penis is your penis
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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