I just gift wrapped bread.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Sext me about skeletons
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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