Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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