Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Never underestimate the power of titties
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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