I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
True college students do jello shots in the library
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