I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
