This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He? As in you personified your dick?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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