this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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