why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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