Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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