We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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