He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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