Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
