i don't like sucking hair
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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