R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She even gives head with a lisp.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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