I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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