I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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