You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
