Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
