yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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