was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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