youre lurking in front of me
another moral hangover. fuck.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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