very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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