You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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