Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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