did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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