She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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