therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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