If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
