Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
