On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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