New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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