Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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