What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Everyone says I win the strip club
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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