Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Randomize
