i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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