I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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