if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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