He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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