my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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