The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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