It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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