i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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