Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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