i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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