3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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