you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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