Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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